27 de maio de 2009

old vampire O chá do vovô vampiroUm vampiro bêbado entra num bar de monstros e pede um copo de sangue A+, e bebe o sangue se deliciando.

Logo após um vampiro velho entra no bar, senta no banquinho do balcão e o garçon o indaga:

- O que o vovô vai querer hoje? Aceita um copo de sangue O+?

-Não, responde o vampiro velho.

- E um copo de sangue O-? Este é raro e é uma delícia!

- Não. Hoje eu quero somente um copo de água fervente!

E o vampiro bebum observando tudo, pergunta:

-Ô vovô, o senhor não bebe sangue ?

Então o velhinho tira do bolso um OB usado e diz:

-Hoje só vou tomar um cházinho.

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